Wine Flu? Far worse than Man Flu

Hangovers as told by kittens.

Lesson 3: Keep the Party Tricks for the Circus

You may think your arse looks really hot dancing on tables…

Photo-bombing friends think otherwise.

‘Look how flexible I am – pick me! Pick me!’

Some males may think this is amazing. Most will be judging your childish underwear; what happened to pulling pants?

Also, club lighting creates wonderful shadows. No-one likes a beardy-knicks!

You may be able to fit a whole fist in your mouth.

Should you? No, it’ll make you look like you’re trying to eat them.

Extra Long tongue? So does Gene Simmons; except he makes money out of it and isn’t concerned about a double chin – nor does he resemble a giraffe.